Spank the monkey slang
Definition of spank the monkey
waxing the carrot, choking the bishop, jacking the beanstock, yankee-ing the doodle,peting the one eyed wonder weasel, waxing the wood, caulking the cracks.
Top definition. spank All of a sudden, he pulled down his pants and started spanking that monkey! Get a spank the monkey mug for your boyfriend James. 2.
Description:A cute little story to go along with this theme, if I may. We people from around the world can get together and share with others our knowledge of things we understand while learning from others the things we don't understand. Plus, forgive me, but doesn't "spanking the monkey" refer to a specifically male pastime, and as such would never be used as an idiom to describe any solus female activity? She wasn't actually shaving her "monkey" of course, but she was trying to shave her toy monkey's face. Without wishing either to be churlish, or prurient, I'm uneasy with the notion with "monkey" being a unisex slang term for the genitals. She asked her what she was doing with that.